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...after my fourth bourbon and coke. Feel free to ask me anything. While I can't solve world hunger or the economic disaster that Dubya has created, I might be just the ticket for you tonight.
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OK...so, tell me how the lithmus paper turns blue?
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92 proof works faster than 80 proof ...have you the proof?
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captain? are we secured?
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Under alkaline conditions. You're looking kind of cute tonight.
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captain? are we secured? |
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captain? are we secured? Scotty, give me warp speed. |
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Should I go to the bar and get drunk or stay home and sleep?
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Under alkaline conditions. You're looking kind of cute tonight. I always look cute with a bourbon bottle in front of me...or is that a frontal lobotomy? What makes a kitty "purr"? Vets can't figure it out... |
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Edited by
rlynne
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Thu 01/15/09 06:21 PM
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A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for. which one are you?? |
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...after my fourth bourbon and coke. Feel free to ask me anything. While I can't solve world hunger or the economic disaster that Dubya has created, I might be just the ticket for you tonight. Can you explain Hypoxemia? |
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Edited by
Mr_Music
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Thu 01/15/09 06:22 PM
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What makes a kitty "purr"? Vets can't figure it out...
It actually has to do with cats having two voiceboxes. During relaxed or contented breathing, they are able to make the two sets of vocal cords rub together, thus producing the purring sound. At least, that's what I learned. |
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Should I go to the bar and get drunk or stay home and sleep? Bar. You'll regret listening to this in the morning. But, that's not the point. You might get lucky. Who knows? |
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Edited by
quiet_2008
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Thu 01/15/09 06:23 PM
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what color is ultraviolet?
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Bar it is! Drunk ppl are always the best to take advice from imo.
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A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other. A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for. which one are you?? My candle burns at both ends, it will not last the night. But, ah my foes and oh my friends, it gives a lovely light. |
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...after my fourth bourbon and coke. Feel free to ask me anything. While I can't solve world hunger or the economic disaster that Dubya has created, I might be just the ticket for you tonight. Can you explain Hypoxemia? It's a deficiency in the concentration of dissolved oxygen in the arterial blood. |
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will you get laid tonight?
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will you get laid tonight? My odds aren't very good. And you? |
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