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Topic: Suddenly I've become a subject matter expert...
Marley's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:09 PM
...after my fourth bourbon and coke. Feel free to ask me anything. While I can't solve world hunger or the economic disaster that Dubya has created, I might be just the ticket for you tonight.

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Thu 01/15/09 06:10 PM
OK...so, tell me how the lithmus paper turns blue?

no photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:11 PM
drinks drinks smokin

RKISIT's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:13 PM
92 proof works faster than 80 proof ...have you the proof?drinker

rlynne's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:13 PM
captain? are we secured?

Marley's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:13 PM
Under alkaline conditions. You're looking kind of cute tonight.

RKISIT's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:14 PM

captain? are we secured?
flowerforyou always

Marley's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:15 PM

captain? are we secured?


Scotty, give me warp speed.

23mBoredinKilleen's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:19 PM
Should I go to the bar and get drunk or stay home and sleep?

no photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:19 PM

Under alkaline conditions. You're looking kind of cute tonight.



I always look cute with a bourbon bottle in front of me...or is that a frontal lobotomy?


What makes a kitty "purr"? Vets can't figure it out...


rlynne's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:20 PM
Edited by rlynne on Thu 01/15/09 06:21 PM
A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for.


which one are you??

dbh1966's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:21 PM

...after my fourth bourbon and coke. Feel free to ask me anything. While I can't solve world hunger or the economic disaster that Dubya has created, I might be just the ticket for you tonight.


Can you explain Hypoxemia?

Mr_Music's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:22 PM
Edited by Mr_Music on Thu 01/15/09 06:22 PM
What makes a kitty "purr"? Vets can't figure it out...


It actually has to do with cats having two voiceboxes. During relaxed or contented breathing, they are able to make the two sets of vocal cords rub together, thus producing the purring sound.

At least, that's what I learned.

Marley's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:22 PM

Should I go to the bar and get drunk or stay home and sleep?


Bar. You'll regret listening to this in the morning. But, that's not the point. You might get lucky. Who knows?

no photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:23 PM
Edited by quiet_2008 on Thu 01/15/09 06:23 PM
what color is ultraviolet?

23mBoredinKilleen's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:24 PM
Bar it is! Drunk ppl are always the best to take advice from imo.

Marley's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:26 PM

A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for.


which one are you??


My candle burns at both ends,
it will not last the night.
But, ah my foes and oh my friends, it gives a lovely light.

Marley's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:45 PM


...after my fourth bourbon and coke. Feel free to ask me anything. While I can't solve world hunger or the economic disaster that Dubya has created, I might be just the ticket for you tonight.


Can you explain Hypoxemia?


It's a deficiency in the concentration of dissolved oxygen in the arterial blood.

rlynne's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:46 PM
will you get laid tonight?

Marley's photo
Thu 01/15/09 06:52 PM

will you get laid tonight?


My odds aren't very good. And you?

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