I work at a small computer company, the building is in a typical "light
industrial park". The building itself is corporate dull. The offices are
industrial-ugly, in the most non-offensive shade of beige. Its medically
sterile. We do our best to conform to this "business blandedness" by
trying to be extra polite in our wording, trying not to smirk at
likely-inuendo during somebody's presentation. But every once in awhile,
somebody breaks protocol.

I'm in the mens room going about my business and my boss walks into the
mens room. Offended by the odor, he promptly leaves. A couple minutes
later, he returns, and just as quickly exits. This goes on for a few
minutes. Eventually, I complete my business and go back to my cubicle of
efficiency. Before I had got to my desk he sent me an email: "Hey
Stinkey: What the hell did you eat? You should ho see a doctor!" then,
he sent out an email to everyone:

New Bathroom Procedures

Due to the rude behavior of one of our fellow employees, the following
policy will be enforced. Take note that it is now encumbant upon all
employees to issue one courtesy-flush for every 5 minutes of toilet
usage. All persons using the toilet will be required to sign in, and
sign-out giving the time of usage, and attest to the number of
courtesy-flushes given. Failure to comply with these policies will
result in your termination.

-J. Donovan

The off-color and obnoxious email was well received and we had a good
round of snickering. It made for a good Friday.

Take letter to next chain of command and continue.....


until your satisfied with the uncalled for, email.

what a bunch of crap that is...