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Topic: The Perfect Woman
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Fri 04/20/07 03:23 PM
The Perfect Woman is: Three feet tall. Has a round hole for a mouth. Her head is flat so you can put a beer glass on it. The sports model has pull back ears and the teeth fold in. The economy model f...s all evening. At midnight,she turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.

fun11 Joined Wed 04/11/07 Posts: 75	Fri 04/20/07 03:26 PM


MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Fri 04/20/07 03:30 PM
Man your gonna be single a looooooooooong time.

uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Fri 04/20/07 03:32 PM
I GOT THIS FROM A WOMAN.

hosea1 Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 478	Fri 04/20/07 03:33 PM
careful man, you are pushing buttons now, lol

Duchess_Athena Joined Fri 01/19/07 Posts: 631	Fri 04/20/07 03:37 PM


pms64 Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 1143	Fri 04/20/07 03:40 PM


rubyderrick Joined Thu 02/01/07 Posts: 136	Fri 04/20/07 03:44 PM
HEY I WANT ONE OF THOSE. WHERE DO I ORDER ONE OF THOSE KIND OF GIRLS

hosea1 Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 478	Fri 04/20/07 03:44 PM
see what im saying? might want to keep those out of here, lol

lady_blues Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 202	Fri 04/20/07 07:07 PM

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