Two elderly ladies were sitting on a bench on a path-way,when Fred came strolling by.One of the ladies shouted "Hey Fred come over here, I'll bet you I can guess your age to the exact day". Fred said "how you going to do that?". The lady said " you'l have to drop your pants"; so Fred dropped his pants. She said " and your boxers too", which Fred did while shrugging his shoulders. She said now play with it a little,and turn around real slow, and as Fred got turned back around till he was facing the ladies; she shouted out" 88 years old and 2 days!!!". Fred was astonished,and while he pulled up his pants he asked how she did that. She said "we were at your Birthday party last night".

That was soooooo not nice! Men can be dense! He probably thought he was going to get something out of it!