Topic: The Beardy-House - part 20
FETTS61's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:31 PM

"Freaks"

if the mother goes to sleep with you
will you run and tell geraldo
if the mother bears your children without tears
without the usual costs of labor

if the mother goes to bed with you
will you run and tell the neighbors
will you hide behind that get up that you wear
or will take te first ear that comes into contact with your blade
like peter did on the hill

will you call her a freak?
will you call them freaks?

if the mother goes to bed with you
will you run and tell the papers
how she picked you from a line up in downtown philadelphia
with a cigarette hangin' out of your mouth and henry miller in your back pocket
you little ****er

if the mother goes to bed with you
in the bowels of the cathedral
will you render her asunder with what she really needs
or will you crash that beautiful silence with some talk about
finding yourself in you mother's arms

will you call her a freak
will you call them freaks
or will you call them gods
will you call them freaks

you know you sperm is weak
you never looked, so high
to ever find her so low
you did not have to go, that far
to show her you were holy

now you know they're gonna come for you
and drag your silly name into the mud
if the mother bears your children without tears
and without the usual costs of labor

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Fri 01/16/09 02:34 PM
well put mark :laughing:

txmomof2's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:35 PM

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Fri 01/16/09 02:36 PM
so true to me for any kind of intimacy in the future :tongue:

txmomof2's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:39 PM
it's been so long i probably won't know how to act

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Fri 01/16/09 02:43 PM
you and me both, where does it go? sad:laughing:

FETTS61's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:45 PM
whoa whoa whoa whoa

txmomof2's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:47 PM
I don't know. I've heard it's like riding a bike though.



What's the matter Markie pooh?

FETTS61's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:50 PM
its not rocket science, its hot sweaty fornucation

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Fri 01/16/09 02:50 PM
i hear its more fun than trying to ride a bike though :tongue:

FETTS61's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:52 PM


Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I want to do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like laugh laugh laugh

txmomof2's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:53 PM
it was with my ex. i had to figure out how to make myself get off with out letting him no i was after he got off.

txmomof2's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:54 PM



Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I want to do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like laugh laugh laugh



YAY! QUEEN!

plk1966's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:55 PM
waving waving

FETTS61's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:56 PM

waving waving
BLAH!surprised tongue2

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Fri 01/16/09 02:57 PM
Hiya patti

txmomof2's photo
Fri 01/16/09 02:59 PM
hello Miss Patti

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Fri 01/16/09 03:01 PM
damn cold, had to reset my modem

txmomof2's photo
Fri 01/16/09 03:08 PM
mine has been running slow today too

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Fri 01/16/09 03:10 PM
my modem is like my truck, when it acts pissy, restart. bigsmile