Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 15 | |
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<<--comes in with a cooler full of plastic explosives and *Jello, sets the phone in the middle of the *jello bomb mixture attaches the timer to the explosives and wires in the detonater and dives behind the couch
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<-----Already blew up one phone.......I call that one.......the iggie phone!!!
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ever feel swept off your feet??? because they tied a rope around your ankles and attached it to their bumper an drove off??
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I feel really tired today..........
![]() When people try to rope my feet I tend to get really pissed off!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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and then I throw coffee cups!!!
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Im not!!!!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think it comes from from I was younger and too nice and I used to go to some pretty rough places.....and if wasnt quick with my wit or quick with my hands......bad things could have happened!! ![]() ![]() |
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I was mean an nasty when I needed to be when I was younger but after I had kids I turned into this mild mannered to nice gentle creature
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Find your inner b*tch!!!
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Ohhhhhhhhhh I just bashed my head into the fridge door!!!
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ohhhhhhh nooooooooooo your supposed to open the door THEN stick your head in
aawwwwwwwwww owiez! ![]() |
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ya well I had the cat in my lap and decided to carry him to the fridge...he is soooooooooooo heavy!!! and I was trying to get the milk.......andddddddddd idk it was one of those FREAK ACCIDENTS!!!!!
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<------ has NEVER been good looking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() <------ typically VERY, VERY handy WOO HOO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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aaaaaawwwwwwwww
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
A LISPER IS ON TV!!!!!! ![]() ![]() I MUST STARE IMMEDIATELY!!! ![]() |
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRING!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!!!!! rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringggggggggg!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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<--- Can place things in Attic storage space WITHOUT getting a ladder
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<--- Can place things in Attic storage space WITHOUT getting a ladder ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ladies ![]() ![]() |
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hahahahahha YEP ......
![]() its brilliantly COLD here today .. whats up out YOUR way ??? |
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