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NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed Then I go to see John . Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.. After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay. What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymers and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam Jose Cuervo or JOHNNIE WALKER to come and keep me company. Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper..the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes..so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your Blessings!!!!!!! |
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Does that leave room for the Mailman or repairman?
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Does that leave room for the Mailman or repairman? Cause I got this itching to deliver something or drill something...
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NEW BOYFRIENDS!!! I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed Then I go to see John . Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.. After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay. What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymers and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam Jose Cuervo or JOHNNIE WALKER to come and keep me company. Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper..the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes..so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your Blessings!!!!!!!
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