NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!


I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power
helps me get out of bed





Then I go to see John .



Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.




When he leaves, Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint..



After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad
to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with
Al Zymers

and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam Jose Cuervo or
JOHNNIE WALKER to come and keep me company.

Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper..the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes..so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your Blessings!!!!!!!

Nice one

Does that leave room for the Mailman or repairman?

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Cause I got this itching to deliver something or drill something...