A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she

the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them
and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude

bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't
very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged,
approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on
here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the road?!" asks the Officer.

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

ahahahahaha... sounds like something i would do... though i am not
blond....

Oh God.
Smacks forhead with palm of hand.