This is great stuff!

http://community.livejournal.com/found_objects/3699822.html

The Recently Deflowered Girl is a 1965 etiquette book for those awkward moments you hadn’t planned for, written by Edward Gorey under the name Hyacinthe Phyppe, an expert in such matters. In each “deflowerment” situation, the proper thing to do apparently is to provide a witty comeback. The entire scanned book is online with Gorey illustrations. This is SFW, unless you have a child nearby who knows what the archaic word “deflowerment” means.

okay focus Lance on the written words...don't get distracted by the (.)(.)

Edward Gorey is amazing. I own many of his books.

Gashlycrumb Tinies is amazing.

The Curious Sofa is brilliant and written under the pseudonym Odgred Weary.

SO, WHY IS THIS IN THE JOKE SECTION???

Because the book is funny, probably. DID YOU READ IT?

NO, NOT MY TYPE OF READING, I CAME IN TO READ A JOKE, AND GOT A BOOK REVIEW INSTEAD...GEEEZZZZ

Humor>jokes

Although I love jokes too.

It's not a book review. It's a link to the book. Maybe if you weren't so lazy you would know that.

How do you know it's not your kind of reading if you didn't even look at it? I imagine not very much of your kind of reading exists.

I WAS HOPING TO READ A JOKE ABOUT A RECENTLY DEFLOWERED GIRL, THATS ALL


OK, CALL ME DIRTY MINDED, I DON'T MIND

WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF CALLING ME LAZY?????????? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, OR ANYTHING ABOUT ME. TALKING ABOUT JUDGING A BOOK BY IT'S COVER.......LOOK IN THE MIRROW, FOR GOD'S SAKE

Because you were complaining about the link that you were too lazy to even look at.

Your "look in the mirror" comment isn't really relevant here.

AND NEITHER IS YOURS, THE POST SHOULD HAVE BEEN PUT IN THE POEM & WRITING SECTION, SO GET A LIFE, AND STOP JUDGING PEOPLE, CLIMB DOWN OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE, AND DO SOMETHING WITH PURPOSE

What's a "puspose?"

I FIXED IT, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?????


NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP