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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. You are so fine that I'd eat your **** just to see where it came from. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go  .
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays? You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! Your parents must be retarded, because you are special Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69? How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. f*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda? I love every bone in your body - especially mine. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield? I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. Do you lie on your stomach in bed? No! Do you mind if I do? Do you want to dance? No Do you want a drink? No I suppose a BJ is out of the question then?  
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Some new ones to me!!
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Wicked!
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Pen & paper in hand
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THESE ARE WRONG????
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You forgot "Can I push in yr stool?"
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