A young lady, several months pregnant boarded a bus and sat opposite a
young man.
He started smiling at her, and, feeling rather embarrassed because of
her condition, she moved her seat further along the bus.
Again he smiled and again she moved until after the fourth time of
shifting her position, the young man burst out laughing. She told the
conductor who stopped the bus, called a policeman and the young man was
sent to court.

When the case came up, he was asked what he had to say, and made the
following statement:

'When the young lady boarded the bus, I could not help noticing her
condition. She first sat under an advertisment which read
"COMING SHORTLY - THE GOLD DUST TWINS" and I could not help smiling. She
then moved further along under another which read "USE SLOANS TO RELIEVE
THAT SWELLING" and I was more amused than ever. She then moved for a
third time and sat under another advertisment which read, "WILLIAMS
STICK DID THE TRICK" and I could hardly control myself. But when she
moved under another which read, DUNLOP RUBBER WOULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
ACCIDENT", well I had to burst out laughing.'

Case Dismissed.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh man! THAT is bad! but good.

now that is funny lmao

lmao, now thats too funny, heheheheheh

lol... funny

uk!!!!!!!!!!!!

UK, you always have the best jokes!