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Now if my ex BF called I'd go down there, he'd pay me back. Plus I'd have round two of hot sex with the ex after that.
 
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simple. first id say.. well.. its nice that you cant call your kids to say happy birthday, or merry christmas, or for anything that they need you for.. but when you need soemthin.. im your first call.. HAHAHAHA 
try callin your skank.. or your fling.. or the sister of your skank who you are ALSO sleeping with.. im sure that they need you around.. as for me.. no im good.. enjoy your time in jail.. and now that i know where you are.. i can call the cops to question you about that rape thing that you lied to get out of now that i have talked to your friends who lied for you and they are willing to tell the truth.. i have the photos to prove the abuse (despite that you thought you deleted them.) and im thinkin that the cops would like to see them too.. and i may also mention the warrents they still have out for you in montana so they can look them up.. have fun.. and rot in there.. ill tell the kids you called.. Is there anything else you'd like to add? Maybe a few expletives? |
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simple. first id say.. well.. its nice that you cant call your kids to say happy birthday, or merry christmas, or for anything that they need you for.. but when you need soemthin.. im your first call.. HAHAHAHA
try callin your skank.. or your fling.. or the sister of your skank who you are ALSO sleeping with.. im sure that they need you around.. as for me.. no im good.. enjoy your time in jail.. and now that i know where you are.. i can call the cops to question you about that rape thing that you lied to get out of now that i have talked to your friends who lied for you and they are willing to tell the truth.. i have the photos to prove the abuse (despite that you thought you deleted them.) and im thinkin that the cops would like to see them too.. and i may also mention the warrents they still have out for you in montana so they can look them up.. have fun.. and rot in there.. ill tell the kids you called.. Is there anything else you'd like to add? Maybe a few expletives? i think ill stick to the pg version. lol.. but thanks. 
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My ex knows better than to call asking me for bail money. I'd go put money on another inmates commisary account as an "incentive" to show my ex a good time
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Edited by
Marley
on
Thu 01/08/09 11:12 AM
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Now if my ex BF called I'd go down there, he'd pay me back. Plus I'd have round two of hot sex with the ex after that.
Is your mind starting to wander?
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Now if my ex BF called I'd go down there, he'd pay me back. Plus I'd have round two of hot sex with the ex after that.
Is your mind starting to wander? Doesn't it always? I don't want to think about my ex for too long, icky. But my ex BF... woah ohhh ahhh!
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id say "ohh,well that sucks. do you still have my american eagle sweater at your house? you dont know? ok, call me when you find out. click"
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Now if my ex BF called I'd go down there, he'd pay me back. Plus I'd have round two of hot sex with the ex after that.
Is your mind starting to wander? Doesn't it always? I don't want to think about my ex for too long, icky. But my ex BF... woah ohhh ahhh!
Must be endowed with many talents? |
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Well, let's see.....what did I do?
After work one night, I got a phone call from a friend asking what happened to my ex that he was on the local news channel......it was really late so I couldn't call her back. I called his wife instead...she kept making excuses like he was sick because she didn't know I heard about him being on the news. She finally told me he was arrested and could I help pay his bail, I told her no way. His arrest was even broadcast on the radio the next morning when I went in to work.....so after the fifth person asked if that was him, I got on the PA and said... "Yes that was my ex-a$$hole and if anyone wants to pay his bail, I told him I couldn't do it!!" 
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Eileen! You lucky duck you!
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I'd let the call go to voicemail, pour a drink and listen to the message over and over again for my own amusement.
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He managed a porn shop with topless dancers in the back, and claimed he never knew they were running a prostitution/drug ring out of the back of the shop.
(Until he divorced his second wife and she told me he knew all along and even "auditioned" the girls.) |
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He managed a porn shop with topless dancers in the back, and claimed he never knew they were running a prostitution/drug ring out of the back of the shop. OMG.... he sounds as hot and delectable as my ex! Why did we marry them again?  Was it really that good?
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i might ,i don't know what i'd do to be honest
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I don`t think so!!!! Call another sucker!!!!!
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My ex knows better than to call asking me for bail money. I'd go put money on another inmates commisary account as an "incentive" to show my ex a good time
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I would laugh until tears streamed down my face and probably pee my pants a little bit. Then I would hang up and go get his booking information, look him up on the court docket, and e-mail it to all my friends and family. Then I'd get a bottle of champagne and toast to his comeuppance. I'd then take a personal day for the scheduled court date so I can be there, front and center. |
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simple,, tell her to tell her bullshyte lies to the inmates,, and how much she loves other races,, and then tell her to rot there
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That depends which ex it was.
For #1 I would just ask her why she called me, and if she had literally nobody else I'd consider it. But #2 would be more trouble than she's worth and would probably skip town so I'd refuse. |
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... agreed, that does depend on which Ex; my former wife ~ sure, absolutely, no questions asked. Our relationship ended, but that doesn't change the fact that she's a wonderful person. Now, the ex-girlfriend that crushed my heart into miniscule pieces ~ I would contemplate it heavily, have a little chit chat with her, but yeah, I'd probably still do it; that she was a heinous wench to me doesn't mean I have to lower myself to her ****ty level. I think I've always the 'go to' guy that everyone can depend on, driving someone home, bailing people out of jail, protecting a buddy who picked a fight with the wrong guy.
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