"Before Elvis there was...nothing"...John Lennon Elvis Aaron Presley born January 8,1935

"When Elvis began to create heaven and earth, and the earth then was welter and waste and darkness over the deep and Elvis's breath hovering over the waters, Elvis said, 'Let there be light.' and there was light"; the "firmament" separating "the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament;" dry land and seas and plants and trees which grew fruit with seed; the sun, moon and stars in the firmament; air-breathing sea creatures and birds; and on the sixth day, "the beasts of the earth according to their kinds." "Then Elvis said, Let us make man in our image ... in the image of Elvis He created him; male and female He created them." On the Sabbath, Elvis rests from the task of completing the heavens and the earth: "So Elvis blessed the seventh day and hallowed it, because on it Elvis rested from all his work which he had done in creation."

SO ELVIS IS JOHN LENNON THE BEATLE?????????????????