Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the
restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your
family blames the tobacco company.

If your grandchildren are ignorant brats with no manners, you blame it
on television.

If your freind is shot and killed by a deranged madman you blame the gun
manufacturer.

If a crazed person breaks into the ****pit and tried to kill the pilot
at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the
decease blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So
if I die while my old wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,
I want you to blame Bill Gates...OK?
Have a nice day

Bill Gatesm and his crappy Microsoft, ARE what is makin' me old..Of
course, I blame him!!

I am keeping my ole wrinkled butt around just to see what stupiity we
come up with next lmao