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Dan Clark loved the power steroids gave him — until the "American Gladiators" star discovered the muscle-enhancing drugs made him grow man-boobs, shrank his privates and turned sex into a painful experience.
"Man boobs, breast-chesticles is what they're called on the street. Gynecomastia is the scientific name. No matter what you call it, I [had] it," Clark, who was "Nitro" on the smash reality series, reveals in his memoir, "Gladiator: A True Story of 'Roids, Rage and Redemption," out next month. "I hate[d] taking off my shirt. For photo shoots, [I'd] wet my nipple with spit ... [to] look firm instead of hanging down." As he shot seven seasons of "American Gladiators" from 1989 to 1996, he pleaded with the wardrobe stylist to make him a new uniform, but didn't tell her it was "to hide my budding breasts." He eventually underwent reduction surgery. Clark, a former LA Rams defensive lineman, used steroids for 20 years. They also took their toll on his private parts, so much so that he embarrassingly had to explain to women what was going on. "My b- - -s never really regained their size. They're kind of shriveled," he sadly told one bedmate. In addition, steroids subjected him to a "dull throbbing pain" every time he had sex. Clark, 44, says when he first started injecting steroids, he gained a whopping 32 pounds of muscle in 10 weeks and topped the scales at 262. wtf why do ppl do these things to themselves |
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in a word...vanity
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Dan Clark loved the power steroids gave him — until the "American Gladiators" star discovered the muscle-enhancing drugs made him grow man-boobs, shrank his privates and turned sex into a painful experience. "Man boobs, breast-chesticles is what they're called on the street. Gynecomastia is the scientific name. No matter what you call it, I [had] it," Clark, who was "Nitro" on the smash reality series, reveals in his memoir, "Gladiator: A True Story of 'Roids, Rage and Redemption," out next month. "I hate[d] taking off my shirt. For photo shoots, [I'd] wet my nipple with spit ... [to] look firm instead of hanging down." As he shot seven seasons of "American Gladiators" from 1989 to 1996, he pleaded with the wardrobe stylist to make him a new uniform, but didn't tell her it was "to hide my budding breasts." He eventually underwent reduction surgery. Clark, a former LA Rams defensive lineman, used steroids for 20 years. They also took their toll on his private parts, so much so that he embarrassingly had to explain to women what was going on. "My b- - -s never really regained their size. They're kind of shriveled," he sadly told one bedmate. In addition, steroids subjected him to a "dull throbbing pain" every time he had sex. Clark, 44, says when he first started injecting steroids, he gained a whopping 32 pounds of muscle in 10 weeks and topped the scales at 262. wtf why do ppl do these things to themselves  munny
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Edited by
CircuitRider
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Wed 01/07/09 02:40 PM
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To be honest, I am Dyslesic... I thought that your post was about "HEMORRHOIDS" at first.....
Such as: He-Man HEMORRHOIDS A young He-man was having problems with his first case of hemorrhoids. With all the burning, itching and swelling he didn't know what to do. He calls his older friend and says, "I'm itching, burning and it's swollen - what can I do?" The older He-man says, "You have hemorrhoids. I'll go down to the pharmacy and get you some Preparation H; that will take care of your swelling and itching. You just sit still." After about an hour the younger He-man was itching and burning more and more. The older He-man delivers the Preparation H and tells the younger He-man , "Take this and you will be better in about an hour. I'll call and check up on you in a couple of hours." The younger He-man, not reading the directions, rips open the box and swallows the whole tube, thinking this is the worst taste he has ever ran across his lips. He tries to spit it out but has no luck. The phone rings and he answers, "Ssssswwwellooooo." It's the older He-man. He asks, "So, how are your hemorrhoids??" The young He-man replies, "They still itch and burn but I can whistle better than ever before!"  
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