A firm in Germany ordered coffee from an American firm and while the
coffee was enroute a few bags split open making it possile for rats to
nest in them. The Germans sent the following letter to the firm in the
U.S.



Schentlemens,

Der last 2 packeteeches ve got from you of Kaffee vas mit rattschidt
gemidt. Der Kaffee maybe gute enuff, but dur ratt durds schboils der
taste. Ve did not see der rattschidt in der samples vich you sent us. It
takes so much time to pik der ratt durd from der Kaffee, dat its hardly
wart it. Ve order der Kaffee clean and you schipt schidt mixt mit it.
It vas a mistake ja? Ve like you toschip us der Kaffee in vun sack und
der ratt schidt in anudder - den ve mix it to suit our customer.
Write blease if vs should keep der schidt and schip der Kaffee bek, or
schip der whole schidden vorks bek.

Ve vant to do right in dis matter, but ve dont like all dis rattschdt
bizniss.

Mit mich respekts

Karl Gunmenschidt

LOL wtf?

and that is why I don't drink coffee!!

EWWWWW gross.......

YOU ARE.........BAD....BUT HEY YOU HAVE TO SLUR YOUR WORDS A BIT TO
UNDERSTAND THIS ONE.I LIKE.

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LOL wtf?
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haha

adds flavor...

now i know why i don't drink coffee...

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