1. EXCITABLE TYPE- Pants are twisted, cannot find hole rips
pants in temper.

2. SOCIABLE TYPE- Joins friends in a pee whether he wants to
or not, as it costs nothing anyway.

3. TIMID TYPE - Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends
he has peed. sneaks back later.

4. NOISY TYPE- Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to
have a look at other guys.

5. INDIFFERENT
TYPE - All urinals being used, pees in sink.

6. CLEVER TYPE - Pees without holding it. shows
Shows off by adjusting his tie at the same
time.

7. SLEEPY TYPE- Pees down his trouser leg into his shoe.
Walks out adjusting his doodah 10 minutes
later.

8. LEARNED TYPE- Reads book or paper while
having a pee.

9. CHILDISH TYPE- Looks at bottom of urinal
whilst having a pee.

10. VAIN TYPE- Unfastens 5 buttons to take
it out, when only 2 will do.

11. STRONG TYPE- Bangs it hard on side of
urinal to knock off drips
when finished.

12 FRIVOLOUS TYPE- Plays the stream up and
down and across, tries to
pee on flies. This type
never grow up.

13.ABSENT MINDED
TYPE- Opens waiscoat, takes out
tie. Pees himself.

14.WORRIED TYPE- Not quite sure what he's
been up to lately, makes furtive but close
examination of it whilst peeing.

15.DISORIENTATED
TYPE- Stands for a while, grunts, puffs, tries to
pee, lets out a fart and walks out.

16.PERSONALITY
TYPE -Drops silent fart, sniffs, looks at guy next
to him.

17.DRUNKEN TYPE- Takes it out. Sees two. Puts it back pees
himself.

thankfully we just go in a stall and aren't on display.

eileen

hehehehe