Troy was an old fashion kinda guy
and he was seeing Peggy sue
and they got engaged
well all of Troy's buddies got upset
cause Troy was the only one who had a job and could buy the beer every
weekend
and they knew if he got married all his money would be gone
they all knew he was old fashioned and hadnt had sex with
Peggy Sue yet so they went and told him he couldnt marry
her cause she was a hemmorphidite
well this bugged Troy and he decided the only way to know was
to take her out on a dirt road with a six pack and let her drink till
she had to pee
well he did and when the time came he said he needed to go to
he said you go the front,ill go to the back
so as soon as she squatted he crawled under hi car and look
and sure enough he saw something long a hanging down
well this just infurated him so he crawled on up and grabbed a hold of
it
Peggy Sue jump up and screamed
Damn Troy cant i take a dump with out you trying to get in my
pants

OMFG I nearly pissed myself.ROTFL

thats pretty grosss, but funny, lol

Great one, Lisa!

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!

eileena9 i agree with.

LOL

I was eating dinner thankl you very much

glad the soda was sitting on the table rather than just leaving my lips
.maybe I finally learned to not drink while reading the jokes lmao

LMAO!!!!! Good one!

Be warned ppl, when Lisa says it will make you wet your pants, it's
going to!

funny but shty lol