There were two little boys elected to be in the school play, each having
a small part to recite.
The first boy had to say,
'Oh fair maid, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with
hope.'
The second boy on hearing this was to say,
"Hark. A pistol shot."

The night of the play arrived, and the two very nervous boys, each aware
that each of his parents were in the front row, came upon the stage.
Finally, it was time for the first boy to speak, and, being very nervous
said,
"Oh fair maid I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with
soap."
On hearing this, the second boy, even more nervous said,
'Hark, a histol spot, a pistol sh1t, a pit shot, a pot sh1t, a sh1t pot,
a sh1t slot, a cow sh1t....bullsh1t....bollocks, I didn't want to be in
the f....g play in the first place!"

LMAO that was damn funny

damn! that was hillarious, lol

Yeah that was a good one!

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