Must be read with an Italian accent.

One day Ima gonna Detroit to bigga hotel.
Inna morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna
two pissis toast. She bring me only one piss. I tell I wanna two piss.
She say go to the toilet. I say you no unnerstand. I wanna two piss on
my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma *****.

Later I go out to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress she bring me a spoon and knife, but no fock. I tella her, I
wanna fock. she tella me everyone wanna fock. I tella her, you no
unnerstand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the
table, you sonna ma *****.

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no ****s onna my bed . I
call the manager and tella him I wanna ****. He tella me, you go to the
toilet. I say you no unnerstand, I wanna **** onna my bed. He say you
better not **** onna bed, you sonna ma *****.

I go to the check-outnd the man at the desk say "Peace on you" I say
piss onna you too, you sonna ma *****. I gonna go back to Italy.

Ciao

That was funny

Oh my gosh that was funny!

Damn it Tom that's the 2nd time today I have spit my drink out on the
monitor
LMFAO