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....squares of toilet paper do you use? Is this like the tootsie pop commerical of old One ...two... crunch. I Have never counted 
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use for what?
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 I remember my granpa used to throw a fit...he would yell through the house..."damn it.....you only need 4 squares...that's all it takes...4 squares" not if it is 1-ply! 
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I have a song for the dude counting how much @sswipe his dates use... "Hey big spender!!! Spend alittle on some T.P.!!!!". I bet he wouldnt even let me order fries with my McDonalds meal either! The issue I have with T.P. mummys is a little more towards common sense. I won't hesitate to buy the crap you would find in a public bathroom if that's the way she wants to play. Ok... well keep that in mind when your face is down there where the cheap toilet paper you bought didnt do its job!  If she can't figure out how to work with unlimited cheap T.P., I'm running. Fast. 
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If she can't figure out how to work with unlimited cheap T.P., I'm running. Fast. So im still not getting fries... am I??? 
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If she can't figure out how to work with unlimited cheap T.P., I'm running. Fast. So im still not getting fries... am I??? Absolutely, as long as you can order them yourself like a big girl. 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 01/04/09 05:18 PM
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If she can't figure out how to work with unlimited cheap T.P., I'm running. Fast. So im still not getting fries... am I??? Absolutely, as long as you can order them yourself like a big girl. AND PAY FOR EM TOO HUH???? 
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4 squares is equlivent to 1 .....corncob.....
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Edited by
gripandsip
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Sun 01/04/09 05:22 PM
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AND PAY FOR EM TOO HUH???? Oh totally. What could be any more romantic? |
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4 squares is equlivent to 1 .....corncob..... Only the corncob feels so much better! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 01/04/09 05:30 PM
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AND PAY FOR EM TOO HUH???? Oh totally. What could be any more romantic? Ohhhhhhh yessssssss... I can see us now... Me... and you...(counting how much T.P. I use, while making me order my own meal and pay for it)... Wow..how romantic....IM IN LOVE!: 
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AND PAY FOR EM TOO HUH???? Oh totally. What could be any more romantic? Ohhhhhhh yessssssss... I can see us now... Me and you...(counting how much T.P. I use, while making me order my own meal and pay for it)... Wow...IM IN LOVE!: laugh: You and I* I'll correct your grammar and allow you take the messy side of the table. Whens we gettin' hitched, hun?
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2 ply times 2. If you must know.
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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You and I* I'll correct your grammar and allow you take the messy side of the table. Whens we gettin' hitched, hun? Damnit!! You just had to go and get dominant on me....didnt you?? Now im turned on!   Chit! 
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....squares of toilet paper do you use? Dammit Jim, I'm bipolar not an OCD! 
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Damnit!! You just had to go and get dominant on me....didnt you?? Now im turned on! Chit! I'm not against tying you up with T.P. to settle this. 
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Damnit!! You just had to go and get dominant on me....didnt you?? Now im turned on! Chit! I'm not against tying you up with T.P. to settle this. Ok babe... But I want the "Charmin 2 ply", so I cant get loose!
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I have a song for the dude counting how much @sswipe his dates use... "Hey big spender!!! Spend alittle on some T.P.!!!!". I bet he wouldnt even let me order fries with my McDonalds meal either! The issue I have with T.P. mummys is a little more towards common sense. I won't hesitate to buy the crap you would find in a public bathroom if that's the way she wants to play. Ok... well keep that in mind when your face is down there where the cheap toilet paper you bought didnt do its job! That would require some soap and water then.
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Ok babe... But I want the "Charmin 2 ply", so I cant get loose! While I'm out think of something to do with the cylinders. And don't say recycle
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Ok babe... But I want the "Charmin 2 ply", so I cant get loose! While I'm out think of something to do with the cylinders. And don't say recycle Lets sew them on the outside of my bra and ill be like "Madonna"!!!!  Just sayin. |
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