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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, she got out to see if it was still alive.
She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm she asks?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there. "What about the god forsaken terrible smell she asks?" Without completely thinking this one through, he answers "just hold its little nose". The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene. |
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Edited by
nightchild
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Sun 01/04/09 03:13 PM
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Best one I heard in a long time just showed my dad. He is |
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that poor skunk
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Crotch rot STRIKES AGAIN!!! |
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, she got out to see if it was still alive. She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." "Where shall I put it to get it warm she asks?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there. "What about the god forsaken terrible smell she asks?" Without completely thinking this one through, he answers "just hold its little nose". The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene. |
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Good one!
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Lol! Ohh nasty I feel sorry for the baby skunk!
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