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Topic: If you could clone yourself...
AdventureBegins's photo
Wed 04/18/07 07:30 AM
What would you have your clone do to ease your life?

Or make it more interesting?

(I am not so sure the world could survive two of some of us)

slikylisa's photo
Wed 04/18/07 07:43 AM
hehebigsmile

AdventureBegins's photo
Wed 04/18/07 07:46 AM
Hey peachy.

I am quite sure the world would not survive two of you.

By the way thanks for the sore on my belly.

I have laughed so hard at some of your posts my belt buckle has worn a
raw patch on said belly.:tongue:

jeanc200358's photo
Wed 04/18/07 07:47 AM
(The first verse and chorus are by science fiction writer Randall
Garrett. The other verses are by Isaac Asimov.)

Oh, give me a clone
Of my own flesh and bone
With its Y-chromosome changed to X
And when it is grown
Then my own little clone
Will be of the opposite sex.

(Chorus)

Clone, clone of my own,
With your Y-Chromosome changed to X
And when I'm alone
With my own little clone
We will both think of nothing but sex.

Oh, give me a clone
In my sorrowful moan
A clone that is wholly my own.
And if she's an X
Of the feminine sex
Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone.

My heart's not of stone,
As I've frequently shown
When alone with my own little X
And after we've dined
I am sure we will find
Better incest than Oedipus Rex.

Why should such sex vex
Or disturb or perplex
Or induce a disparaging tone.
After all, don't you see
Since we're both of us me
When we're having sex, I'm alone.

And after I'm done
She will still have her fun
For I'll clone myself twice ere I die.
And this time without fail,
They'll be both of them male
And they'll ravage her by and by.

whispertoascream's photo
Wed 04/18/07 07:48 AM
I don't think I could live with another one of myself, never mind even
worrying about if the world could live with another one of me.laugh

aleacim831's photo
Wed 04/18/07 07:51 AM
If I could clone myself to make my life easier I'd have the other one of
me work as much as myself so I can make life easier for my mother and
children.

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Wed 04/18/07 08:01 AM
I'd have the other me do all the hard thing's and I'd kick back for
awhile!:smile:

twosteper's photo
Wed 04/18/07 08:05 AM
be honest

2 of me

laugh laugh laugh laugh

the ladies couldnt stand it

i get enough rocks thrown at me now

laugh laugh laugh laugh


party on...drinker drinker drinker drinker

no photo
Wed 04/18/07 08:07 AM
Dude, I could so use two of me. I'd be able to focus on two full time
jobs instead of the three I balance now.

no photo
Wed 04/18/07 08:10 AM
Yea I would clone myself ....But do you think the world can handle
another me ? LMAO

I would not change my life at all ...

joe1973's photo
Wed 04/18/07 08:26 AM
HMMMMMM.2 OF ME(OR MORE) DRIVING TAXI.laugh OH MAN! THAT WOULD BE
FUN.START MY OWN TAXI-CAB SERVICE.laugh laugh

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Wed 04/18/07 08:27 AM
good one joelaugh laugh

joe1973's photo
Wed 04/18/07 01:08 PM
*takes a bow* thank you msteddybear2u.

herewego's photo
Wed 04/18/07 01:10 PM
nobody would want to of me around

TwilightsTwin's photo
Wed 04/18/07 01:12 PM
They'd be my organ donar so I could get a new heart:heart:



Whats cruelest? Putting the clone to work indefinately? Or disecting
it? Mwah ha hadevil

no photo
Wed 04/18/07 01:13 PM
noway one of me is more then enough but if i had a clone it would be
scary no one is plenty loldevil laugh laugh :tongue:

GreenEyedHippieChick's photo
Wed 04/18/07 01:14 PM
OMG noway


One of me is quite enough....lol
happy

joe1973's photo
Wed 04/18/07 01:16 PM
shan with jugs like those.lol.you would have MORE than enough tailers
around you.no this is not an insult toher at all.

no photo
Wed 04/18/07 01:17 PM
laugh noway ha ha joe u were one of them drinker

Abracadabra's photo
Wed 04/18/07 01:46 PM
I would love to have a female clone of myself (only better looking of
course)

We’d never have a boring moment.

I can already take either side of any debate, and often do. Hell, I
seldom get bored talking to myself I’m not likely to get bored talking
to my clone. Bring her on!

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