Topic: Pastor's Business Card
TracyAnn's photo
Tue 04/17/07 09:24 PM


A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At
one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a business card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found
that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the
door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the
garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

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Tue 04/17/07 09:44 PM
omg naked in the garden lol laugh bigsmile laugh priceless

heatherrae's photo
Tue 04/17/07 09:47 PM
thats awesome!!!!

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Tue 04/17/07 09:56 PM
laugh laugh laugh

La_Esperanza's photo
Tue 04/17/07 10:13 PM
Oh my god! That was classic. Tht funniest thing I heard all day!!!

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Wed 04/18/07 03:37 PM
laugh laugh laugh

herewego's photo
Wed 04/18/07 03:42 PM
cute

uk1971's photo
Wed 04/18/07 03:48 PM
laugh laugh