Back in the old west a traveler looking for work found a saloon in need of a bar keep. He got the job along with some words of caution, "If someone starts a yellin "Big John's a comin!!" close up shop and hide."

Weeks went by with no incident until an old man runs into the saloon yellin "Big Johns a comin!!" and everyone broke out of the bar. just as the bar keep went to lock the door, He trips and fall out the door.

To his amazment he sees a rather large dirty, hairy man, riding a water buffalo, with a bobcat on a tow chain.

He gets off the beast knocks it out with one punch and says "You stay here." then grabs the bobcat and chokes it out saying "You too"

Its too late to lock up, as they both walk in the large man says "Give me a drink". The bar keep pours a drink. "You call that a drink? Give me the bottle." He gives him the bottle and the large man downs it in one swig.

The bar keep thinks to himself "this ain't so bad, I'll try being friendly" and asks "How about another?"

The large man says "No thank you, I gotta get out of here....Big John's a comin."