A woman, heavily pregnant with triplets is stang in abank when a bank
robber comes in and starts shooting.
She, unfortunately is shot in the stomach three times.
She wakes up in hospital to find that her stomach is swathed in
bandages. When she starts screaming, the doctor reassures her by saying
that she has nothing to worry about as her three children are safe and
well. The only side effect is that each of her babies has a bullet
lodged inside them, but not too worry, because these bullets will pass
out naturally over the course of time.
Twelve years later, the fist child, a daughter comes up to her mother
and says,
"Mom. I've done something bad."
"What is it?" asks her mother.
"I went to the toilet to pee, and this bullet came out."
Her mother told her the story about the bank robbery and that she would
be ok.
Several days later the second child, also a girl came to her mother and
recounted the same sort of incident, and once again, her mother
reassured her.
The following evening, her third child. A son, came to his mother and
said,
"Mom. I done something bad."
"What?" replied the mother. "You went to the toilet to pee and a bullet
came out?"
"No!" replied her son.
"I was having a wank and I shot the cat!"

ROFLMAO