Topic: Joke time...
tessa68's photo
Thu 01/01/09 06:15 PM
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices
a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he
notices the dog is back again.

He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has
a note in his mouth. The butcher takes the note,
and it reads, "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of
lamb, please."

The butcher looks, and lo and behold, in the dog's
mouth, there is a ten dollar bill. So the butcher
takes the money, puts the sausages and lamb in a
bag, and places it in the dog's mouth.

The butcher is very impressed, and since it's
closing time, he decides to close up shop and
follow the dog. So, off he goes.

The dog is walking down the street and comes to a
crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and
presses the crossing button. Then he waits
patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to change.
They do, and he walks across the road, with the
butcher following.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts
looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe
at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and
sits on one of the seats to wait for the bus.

Along comes a bus. The dog walks to the front of
the bus, looks at the number, and goes back to his
seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and
looks at the number, notices it's the right bus,
and climbs on. The butcher, by now open-mouthed,
follows him onto the bus.

The bus travels thru town and out to the suburbs.
Eventually the dog gets up, moves to the front of
the bus, and standing on his hind legs, pushes
the button to stop the bus. The dog gets off,
groceries still in his mouth, and the butcher
still following.

They walk down the road, and the dog approaches a
house. He walks up the path, and drops the
groceries on the step. Then he walks back down
the path, takes a big run, and throws himself
-whap!- against the door. He goes back down the
path, takes another run, and throws himself
-whap!- against the door again! There's no answer
at the door, so the dog goes back down the path,
jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the
perimeter of the garden. He gets to a window, and
bangs his head against it several times. He walks
back, jumps off the wall, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door,
and starts laying into the dog, really yelling at
him.

The butcher runs up and stops the guy. "What the
heck are you doing? This dog is a genius. He
could be on TV, for God's sake!" To which the guy
responds, "Clever, my eye. This is the second
time this week he's forgotten his key!"

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Thu 01/01/09 06:25 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 01/01/09 06:34 PM
lol i want that dog

keepthehope's photo
Thu 01/01/09 11:23 PM
very cute!laugh

carebear19622's photo
Fri 01/02/09 05:24 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl