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I am reaching out here people.








I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs....

I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am

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Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me.

My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids).

I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye.

As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again.

So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise……………………………….......................


If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!!





Give us anything funny hysterical about airports, airplanes, pilots, anything.

OH YOU WENCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OH AND MERLE THIS IS FOR YOU LOVE





YES YOU ARE WOMAN...YES YOU ARE !!!!

BOOO

the Doctor will be with you shortly....

please make yourself comfortable in our waiting room....

Oh...

and if you brought you bag of toys....

NOT THAT COMFORTABLE......

Now thats just not fair !!!!!!

OMG, THAT IS TOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

I am not seeing this

I am not seeing this

I am not seeing this

merle you will never be able to escape from this

AHAHAHAHAHAH....lol wow

I've had a couple fun airport stories. The best are...

Was flying to New York to visit my family a couple years back and I land in Chicago around 7:30 pm, walk over to my next gate and stare at the board. My flight isn't on there. Now, my tickets looked a little fishy but I figured it was just a misprint or something...especially with the time zone differences and all. So, I walk up to the agent and ask her about my flight. She takes my ticket. Looks at me. Looks at her computer screen. Then proceeds to tell me that somehow I ended up with a -7 hour lay over. My flight left 7 hours before I even got there

So, after some scrambling they managed to get me on the last flight of the night and I made it to Albany right before midnight.

This latest one wasn't so bad until the return trip back. Albany airport is small so I always have to come in/return on a small plane before getting on a bigger one. Well, I had an hour and a half flight to Cincinnati this time. I scurry to the back of the plane, and sit down. I got the seat aaaalll the way in the back of the plane right up against the window. And it was hot as hell. I see this really fat old guy walking down the aisle heading in my direction. He stops, struggles with his bag and cane, finally getting it into the overhead compartment and then says, "Well, this should be fun" and then plops down in the seat right next to me.

Mind you, this guy had to be near on 300 pounds...he was all oozing over the seat, squishing me into the window. And almost immediatly falls asleep. So, for an hour and a half I'm sweating my ass off, squished against the window by this fat, smell old guy

I'll never be the same

I know I won't but it is all in fun

I THINK

of course it is dear

Yea, but did you get caught with vibrators and fuzzy handcuffs and other assorted adult toys ????

HAHA......imagine how much more awkward that would be for me than bad_girl LOL

Missy, you have email