{{{{Wiley}}}

Just Romancin the bone I guess

You??

Dear Diary,

Isn't my horse beautiful? She is, just look at her!!!
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Dear diary, I'm in hell. Or close to it. Dexter michigan. So I'm in my truck last night sleeping and the truck shuts off. Broke a new spigot on a coolant return line. Poured all my antifreeze on the ground. Truck automatically shut off. I filled it up to watch it just pour on the ground. I got it to a repair shop. And with only 3 trucks ahead of me, it only took until this morning to get it fixed. And I met the nicest 22 year old young man working the graveyard shift at the front desk who volunteered his whole life story without me asking him to and in great detail. After 45 minutes of listening to jethro clampett talk about his long life story,(he's 22?) and his hero complex instead of helping get my truck fixed, I was ready for homicide/ suicide. I definitely realized the end of his family tree and true genetic de evolution right there. I've met some idiots in my life, but this guy made them look smart. I was in shock at his ineptness at ANYTHING in life. I had to listen to him tell me how his grandfather was a decorated fireman. And his father was a decorated fireman. And how he's got a hero complex because he has the desire to be a hero and give the ultimate sacrifice of his life to save another. And that his doctor says that his hero complex is what is impeding his goals in life? I wanted to tell him the truth- but just shook my head. I wanted to tell him- "Dude, you're a 22 year old lazy bum that lives at home with mommy and daddy and sleeps all day and has absolutely no ambition. You can't even clean your pigsty of a bedroom at home. You barely got this night job because you're distracted so easily and CAN'T do your job because you spend too much time talking, and volunteering your personal problems to the CUSTOMERS. You have no clue about anything in life. You think your personal problems are more important than the CUSTOMERS who are freezing their asses off needs. You are worse than a loser. You are a pathetic clueless bum who couldn't find your own brain up your ass even if you had both hands, a floodlight, artillery, and heavy equipment"!!!! Sheesh!