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Hows your day going?

I'm doing ok doll

how was your weekend?

It sucked I had to shovel my roof again yesterday

Yep, I was lost, but then I was found, but I love you so I figured I would stop in and say hi to you.

My god you guys up there are just getting hammered with all the snow this year, I am soooo sorry

I would come and help you shovel if I could

This is great I had to share it with you all




"Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler"
>
>
> December 8 6:00 PM
>
> It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
> The wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by
> The window watching the huge soft flakes drift down
> From heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So
> Romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
>
>
>
> December 9
>
> We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow
> Covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic
> Sight! Can there be a more lovely place in
> The whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've
> Ever had!
> Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a
> Boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
> This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered
> Up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got
> To shovel again. What a perfect life!
>
>
>
> December 12
>
> The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
> Disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry-
> We'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on
> Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much
> Snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see
> Snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such
> A nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
>
>
>
> December 14
>
> Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The
> Temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything
> Sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed
> Up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is
> The life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and
> Buried everything again. I didn't
> Realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling,
> But I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish
> I wouldn't huff and puff so.
>
>
>
> December 15
>
> 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4
> Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2
> Extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants
> A wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think
> that's silly. We aren't in Alaska , after all.
>
>
>
> December 16
>
> Ice storm this morning. Fell on my butt on the ice in
> The driveway putting down salt. Hurt like ****. The
> Wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very
> Cruel.
>
>
> December 17
>
> Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go
> Anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to
> Pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but
> Stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I
> Should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to
> Her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe
> I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
>
>
> December 20
>
> Electricity is back on, but had another 14 inches of
> The that stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all
> Day. The snowplow came by twice.
> Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said
> They're too busy playing hockey. I think they're
> Lying.
> Called the only hardware store around to see about
> Buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have
> Another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob
> Says I have to shovel or the city will have it done
> And bill me. I think he's lying.
>
>
> December 22
>
> Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more
> Inches of the white stuff fell today, and it's so cold,
> It probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes
> To get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I
> Had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and
> Dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to
> Hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of
> The winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the
> he's is lying.
>
>
> December 23
>
> Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0.
> The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house
> This morning. What is she, nuts?!!
> Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She
> Says she did but I think she's lying.
>
>
> December 24
>
> 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke
> The shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I
> Ever catch the sob who drives that snow
> Plow, I'll drag him through the snow and
> Beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he
> Hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
> Shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100
> Miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just
> Been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas
> Carols with her and open our presents, but I was too
> busy watching for the snowplow.
>
>
> December 25
>
> Merry stinking Christmas! 20 more inches of
> slop tonight - Snowed in
> The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. I hate
> the snow!
> Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation
> and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife
> says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking
> idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one
> more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave.
>
>
> December 26
>
> Still snowed in. Why did I ever move here? It
> was all HER idea.
> She's really getting on my nerves.
>
>
> December 27
>
> Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze;
> plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he
> only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes.
>
>
> December 28
>
> Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The WITCH is
> driving me crazy!!!
>
>
> December 29
>
> 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or
> it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever
> heard. How dumb does he think I am?
>
>
> December 30
>
> Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now
> he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the
> beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the
> broken snow shovel up his butt. The wife went home to
> her mother.
> Nine more inches predicted.
>
> December 31
>
> I set fire to what's left of the house. No more
> shoveling.
>
>
> January 8
>
> Feel so good. I just love those little white pills
> they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed?

I lost everyone

think I'm gonna piss my pants over this one

I couldn't stop laughing over this

Jimmy I think this needs to be shared with everyone.


I posted it in the jokes forum, of course gave you credit for posting it in here as well

Thanks Patti

I have to go shovel my drive way again

OH I am so sorry, try not to overdue it too much

Good Afternoon Everyone


(((((jimmy)))))

((jimmy))


everyone else

Shovel shovel awwwwwwwwww #$%^ing snow

On a good note I found my outdoor fire place and lawn chairs

Hi Merle

How are you doing?