They know stuff about tanks.
A 5 day trip requires only one suitcase.
They can open all their own jars.
They can make decisions without a support group.
They can leave a motel bed unmade.
They can kill their own food.
They get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone fogets to invite them to something, they are still a man's
friend.
Underwear is $10 a three-pack
Three pairs of shoes is more than adequate.
They don't have to clean the house is the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell them the turth.
They can sit quietly and watch TW with a friend for hours without
thinking they must be mad at them.
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
They can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, they just might
become a lifelong friend.
Men pals will never trap you with so, notice anything different?"
Men don't have to shave below the neck.
A few belches are expected and tolerated.
One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
Men can do their nails with a pocketknife.

These facts were written by a woman.

Oh, Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 peopel on the day
before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.

well said duffy
lots of proud men out there

its all correct and the only thing on there that i don't do is have more
than two pairs of shoes one for work one for weekends i don't have grey
hair yet so i don't if it adds charater so yea sounds great and all
true.

Now who is making a steryotype.
Pardon my spelling, I'm a man.

all
true????????

When I tell people I paid over $32,00 in child support before my kids
were grown, people said "you should be proud" Why? Isnt that what a
parent is supposed to do, take care of their kids? I dont need a cookie
for that!!!!

RIGHT ON!

I WILL DRINK TO THAT LOL

sage you cranky today?????

i think raising and taking care of children is much more than $ amount

mikey u get an addaboy.....u supported ur kids, no don't make anymore.

Absolutly BigPapa, I had them every other weekend, and nothing came in
the way of that, and I did get fixed after my divorce, I can practice
but not produce!!

Just practice safely sweetie

Oh you're sunkist

kewl duffy gurl!!

say i forgot one thing. men are the only ones that can listen to a
gurgling toilet, and tell u what is wrong with it.

"They can leave a motel bed unmade"

Who in their right mind would ever make a motel bed before they leave?

I mean I certaintly HOPE that the motel staff is going to completely
change the bedclothes and sheets before the next person rents the room!

Making a motel bed before you leave is the most absurd waste of time I
can possibly imagine. Do women actually make motel beds before they
leave??? That's crazy!

But then most women are crazy so that's not news I guess.

(ha ha ha)