Talking to this girl...

She IMed me, thought she would give me a whirl.

I replied, as I sighed...

"hello?"... the response time was kinda mellow.

She said "hey". She had something to say.
She said she had a long crazy day.

Hardly interested, I type "oh yeah?". Waiting minutes for a reply I'm thinking "blaaaaaaaa".

She eventually replies. I hope she doesn't flip fries.
She supervises a sub shop. But this line of work will soon stop.

She wants to be a CNA. I'm thinking "OK".

We make small talk. I really need a glock.
This is so boring. I so think I'm snoring.
We talk about our day. "Wow. Great." I must say.

She asks about me. Oh, gee.
She asks what I do. What can I tell you?

I cook. You want me to write a book?
She asks what my favorite food is. In annoyance, I write "food. I like food.". Gee whiz.

She calls me a typical guy. Oh my.
This made me smile. I havent in a while.

She likes italian. Go ride a stallion.
I like it to, but sometimes it tastes like poo.
You have to make it right. I hope she sees the light.

She asks what chinese I think is nice. I like egg fu yung and rice.

Her window closed. Oh, boy. It opened again. Who knows?

I feel I'm wasting my time. This aint even worth a dime.

But sometimes its nice to be nice.
Perhaps we can trade advice.
I continue to chat. Let me leave it at that.
Life is about rolling the dice.

C'est tres bon! Merci. Ooooh, pardon me!!!

Really cute, really real.

alrighty then

funny as heck. you're ready to join the beastie boyz!

ummm... eastcoastpoet. That wasn't rap.

bet you could do it to a good beat though

Nice Write!

"life is about rolling the dice"-so true

I loved this for a variety of reasons. It's fresh, it's raw it's simplistic and it's down to earth. Wonderful.

thank you guys. That means alot to me. I love writing quirky poetry like that at the spur of the moment.