1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in your car
while you play football.
5. When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out.
6. No hairs in your mouth after a beer.
7. Beer is never late.
8. Hangovers go away.
9. You can have a beer without permission.
10. A beer dousen't get jealous when you grab another one.
11. Beer labels come off without a fight.
12. When you go into a bar, you know you can always pick up
a beer.
13. Beer never has a headache.
14. Beer comes in packs of 4 or 6.
15. After you have had a beer there's always a deposit on
the bottle to reclaim.
16. A beer is always there when you need one.
17. A beer is like a Martini. Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere.
18. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another
beer on your breath.
19. If you pour a beer right, you always get a good head.
20. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel
guilty.
21. A beer always goes down easy.
22. A beer never expects you to be a gentleman.
23. You can have a beer in any position and it never says no.
24. You can share a beer with your friends.
25. You know your'e always the first to pop a beer.
26. A beer is ALWAYS wet.
27. A beer doesn't demand equality.
28. You can have a beer in public.
29. A beer doesn't care when you come home.
30. A beer won't complain when you pull it's ring.
31. A frigid beer is a good beer.
32. You can't catch AIDS from beer.
33. You don't have to was a beer before it tastes good.
34. You can carry a 4 or 6 pack the right way up.
35. The hole in a beer can doesn't close up.
36. If you change beer, you don't have to pay alimomy.

i hope beer cans make u oral sex better than women
also i hope give a o lot pleasure at bed!

bless beer!

LOL

I couldn't say that better! LOL

for real?
come on!

no not for real l'il not for real !!!!!!!

save a cowgirl ride a beer ?????

LOL!