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Topic: Kids say the darnest stuff
68chevy Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 6926	Mon 12/29/08 05:36 PM
A little girl finds her dog has died with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that. Her Dad says its died and its like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven. The next day when her dad comes home from work the little girl runs up to him saying ''Daddy!!!! Mommy nearly died today! She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting 'Oh Jesus I'm coming' if the milkman hadn't been on top of her holding her down we'd might have lost her''!

naynay309 Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 118	Mon 12/29/08 05:38 PM


MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 12/29/08 05:39 PM
A little girl finds her dog has died with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that. Her Dad says its died and its like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven. The next day when her dad comes home from work the little girl runs up to him saying ''Daddy!!!! Mommy nearly died today! She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting 'Oh Jesus I'm coming' if the milkman hadn't been on top of her holding her down we'd might have lost her''!

plk1966 Joined Fri 03/21/08 Posts: 31042	Mon 12/29/08 05:40 PM


Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Mon 12/29/08 05:45 PM
the mom got caught

SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Mon 12/29/08 05:48 PM


luckyguy2008 Joined Sat 12/27/08 Posts: 492	Mon 12/29/08 05:52 PM
A little girl finds her dog has died with its legs in the air and asks her dad why its like that. Her Dad says its died and its like that so jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven. The next day when her dad comes home from work the little girl runs up to him saying ''Daddy!!!! Mommy nearly died today! She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting 'Oh Jesus I'm coming' if the milkman hadn't been on top of her holding her down we'd might have lost her''! Perfect

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Mon 12/29/08 05:58 PM
BUSTED

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carolanne58 Joined Wed 07/18/07 Posts: 1727	Mon 12/29/08 11:05 PM
lmao

lollers23 Joined Sun 12/28/08 Posts: 873	Mon 12/29/08 11:16 PM
Thanks for the laugh

MrsKaters Joined Thu 09/04/08 Posts: 1015	Tue 12/30/08 03:41 AM

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