An old timer is sitting on his porch swing when Little Johnny walks by.
"What's that you got under your arm , sonny?" asks the old timer.
"It's a chicken wire .
"And what are you gonna do with that?
Gonna get me some chickens." replies Little Johnny.
'Now THAT I would like to see!' Thinks the old timer.
A couple of hours later Little Johnny returns from the opposite
direction, and sure enough, he's got some chickens under his arm. The
old timer thinks, 'Hmm. Smart kid'.
A couple of days later the old timer is once again sitting in his porch
swing when Little Johnny walks by again.
"What ya got under your arm today sonny?"
"Got some duct tape.
"What are ya gonna do with duct tape?"
Gonna get me some ducks."
"Oh yeah." Says the old timer. "I'll believe that when I see it."
A couple of hours later, Little Johnny returns once again with a couple
of ducks tucked under his arm.
The old timer is so amazed, he can't speak.
Next day, once again the old timer is sitting on his porch when Little
Johnny walks by.
"What ya got under your arm today?"
"I Got me some ***** willow."
The old timer stands up and says,
"Hang on. I'll get my coat!"

oh man!!!!!!!

LMFAO
Damn it Tom
LMAO