Topic: Man Law! - part 33 | |
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I'm off here for a bit need to make dinner...
C yas |
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take care catchme
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that last bump was so hard I flew out the roof !!! landed on ground outside <<<< see <<<< !!! ****Slams on the breaks***** C'mon girlfriend!! Ive been thrown and I cant get up !!! Oh look a twig !!! I can use it as a crutch... LOL |
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I'm off here for a bit need to make dinner... C yas enjoy !!! see ya later !! |
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me too gotta get back to the shop maybe catch you guys in a bit ! see ya Davey and welcome aboard ! Later peeps !
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see you later star
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byes byes stars...
see ya later hey whered P go ??? |
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byes byes stars... see ya later hey whered P go ??? I was just wounding that myself |
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byes byes stars... see ya later hey whered P go ??? I was just wounding that myself P ??!!! P ??!! Where O where did our P......oh wait...that just doesnt sound right !! |
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it sounds like your doing the pee pee dance
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all the drinkin we've been doing in here . hard to leave ya'll cause im afraid im gonna miss a round !!! |
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I will make sure to get you cought up
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i should eat soemthing too..
sorry to leave ya my friend.... but i havent been off this couch ALL DAY !!! ahahahhahahahha back in a byt buddy |
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ok myss see you in a little
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MAN TEST
1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot. 2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog, but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your arse over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-b un, come to daddy, snookum s!' Jeeezus, you're pitched, you're so queer. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as camp as a row of tents. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a man there too. 6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are poofter. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow-arsed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer. 8. If you do not send this off to all the males on your email list because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being an ass puncher. 9. If you drive a imported or Japanese vehicle their is a good chance you being gay as well as an anti-American. |
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Damn Catch..where do you get this stuff??
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Somebody sent it to me.
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There you are!
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how was dinner
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