A man and his wife were planning a vacation. They ended up in an
argument, though..."It's 'Hawaii', I'm telling you!" she said.

"I never KNEW someone so stubborn! 'Havaii' is how it's pronounced!" he
replied.

And so it went all the way to the vacation...

As they got off the airplane, they passed a man. The husband abruptly
stopped the wife and turned to the man to ask, "Now that we're on the
island, you can settle an argument between my wife and me. Is
this'Hawaii' or 'Havaii?'"

"This is Havaii," the man replied.

"Ha!" the husband gloated, turning to his wife. "See, didn't I tell you
never to argue with me? I'm alllll-ways right!"

As they began to walk away, he turned back and gave the man a hearty
"Thank you!"

"You're Velcome!!!"