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Topic: kid arrested for farting
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Mon 12/22/08 11:55 PM
Edited by cutiecami on Mon 12/22/08 11:56 PM
NOVEMBER 21--A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he "deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class," according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers." The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15.

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Mon 12/22/08 11:59 PM
OMG noway laugh I've heard it all nowlaugh

Me and my dog gotta watch it now, we both run each other out of the room at times , it's the La, Red Beans N Rice ya know sick laugh


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Tue 12/23/08 12:00 AM
Edited by cutiecami on Tue 12/23/08 12:01 AM
i still cant believe it thats crazy arrested for bodily functions

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Tue 12/23/08 12:01 AM
Edited by Mr_Music on Tue 12/23/08 12:03 AM

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Tue 12/23/08 12:01 AM
Edited by SharpShooter10 on Tue 12/23/08 12:02 AM
Those "Sheriffs" really got 'em a "real bad Hombre" didn't they? rofl


that'll look good on his resume," Removed,and apprehended a dangerous farter from the streets". rofl

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Tue 12/23/08 12:02 AM

Functions, not fluids.



if u knew what i was trying to say why correct me

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Tue 12/23/08 12:02 AM

Those "Sheriffs" really got 'em a "real bad Hombre" didn't they? rofl


that'll look good on his resume," Remove a dangerous farter from the streets". rofl





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Tue 12/23/08 12:04 AM
When my son was in grade 2, he was asked to leave the classroom because he farted in the reading circle!!! noway laugh laugh laugh sick

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Tue 12/23/08 12:04 AM


Functions, not fluids.



if u knew what i was trying to say why correct me


If you knew what you were trying to say, why did you say fluids?

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Tue 12/23/08 12:05 AM
Farts can contain liquid, solid or gas

and you will always know which laugh drinker

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Tue 12/23/08 12:06 AM



Functions, not fluids.



if u knew what i was trying to say why correct me


If you knew what you were trying to say, why did you say fluids?



sighs because it was a typo come off it

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Tue 12/23/08 12:07 AM

When my son was in grade 2, he was asked to leave the classroom because he farted in the reading circle!!! noway laugh laugh laugh sick
laugh ((( Gypsy ))) wow, when I was a Kid we use to laugh about it if someone did it. Now they the law and make arrests indifferent



Pull My Finger laugh laugh

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Tue 12/23/08 12:07 AM

Farts can contain liquid, solid or gas

and you will always know which laugh drinker




exactly

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Tue 12/23/08 12:11 AM
Not exactly. If a fart contains liquid or solid, it's called a shart.

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Tue 12/23/08 12:11 AM
laugh Thats sillylaugh

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Tue 12/23/08 12:12 AM

Not exactly. If a fart contains liquid or solid, it's called a shart.
Ohhhhhhhhh weve had a sharting thread before!~!!!! Basically it was more like....."Why cant men wipe their azzzzzzzzzes???? Its because they shart!!!noway laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 12/23/08 12:13 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 12/23/08 12:13 AM

Not exactly. If a fart contains liquid or solid, it's called a shart.
or a messy shartlaugh

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Tue 12/23/08 12:14 AM
Be careful there, SharTshooter! rofl

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Tue 12/23/08 12:15 AM


Not exactly. If a fart contains liquid or solid, it's called a shart.
Ohhhhhhhhh weve had a sharting thread before!~!!!! Basically it was more like....."Why cant men wipe their azzzzzzzzzes???? Its because they shart!!!noway laugh laugh laugh
Men with hash marks and the women that do their wash sick

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