3 Men were on top of the Empire State Building and bored out of their
minds....One was Italian, another was Spanish and the last was African
American.....So, out of sheer boredom, they decide to play a little
game. They each decide to pull their "equipment" out and see who has the
longest one. So the Italian goes first.....He unzips his pants and it
drops down to the 23rd floor...."Not bad", says the Spanish man, "but I
can beat that"....He unzips his pants and it drops down to the 10th
floor......"Wow", says the Italian...You did beat me...But where's Ed?
So they both turn around and see Ed, the African American jumping
around, running back and forth......So the walk over to him and ask him
what he's doing and his response is, "Dodging cars". LMAO