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Topic: Chuck Norris Jokes!
amouseinmask Joined Mon 12/22/08 Posts: 147	Mon 12/22/08 07:09 PM
If you've heard of these, you know what I'm talking about. Lets try to make the BIGGEST LIST OF CHUCK NORRIS JOKES! Ever! I'll start with one Ghosts are actually Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them. O.O

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 12/22/08 07:11 PM
If you've heard of these, you know what I'm talking about. Lets try to make the BIGGEST LIST OF CHUCK NORRIS JOKES! Ever! I'll start with one Ghosts are actually Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them. O.O

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Mon 12/22/08 07:13 PM
if you spell chuck norris in scrabble, you win, forever.

JasmineInglewood Joined Wed 11/28/07 Posts: 4447	Mon 12/22/08 07:14 PM
there's no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allowed to live

amouseinmask Joined Mon 12/22/08 Posts: 147	Mon 12/22/08 07:16 PM
When Chuck NOrris gives you the finger, he's actually telling you how many seconds you have to live

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 12/22/08 07:19 PM
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 12/22/08 07:19 PM
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

amouseinmask Joined Mon 12/22/08 Posts: 147	Mon 12/22/08 07:20 PM
chuck Noris's farts are the cause for global warming

quiet_2008 Joined Sat 08/30/08 Posts: 11138	Mon 12/22/08 07:31 PM
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

amouseinmask Joined Mon 12/22/08 Posts: 147	Mon 12/22/08 07:36 PM
Chuck Norris knows Victorias Secret

freeonthree Joined Tue 06/19/07 Posts: 2407	Mon 12/22/08 09:17 PM
Chuck rides a Harley

elanher Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 505	Mon 12/22/08 09:36 PM
When Chuck Norris laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidentally sh*ts a cow.

amouseinmask Joined Mon 12/22/08 Posts: 147	Mon 12/22/08 10:03 PM
If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you...period.

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