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Topic: Your daughter brings her boyfriend home to meet you
MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 12/22/08 03:23 PM
Your daughter brings home her boyfriend to meet you for the first time...What is the worst possible thing he could say to you?

njmom05 Joined Mon 04/23/07 Posts: 5867	Mon 12/22/08 03:24 PM
That he knocked her up.

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Mon 12/22/08 03:26 PM
I'm dating her to get to you

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Mon 12/22/08 03:27 PM
They're both in the wrong house.

Riding_Dubz Joined Wed 05/21/08 Posts: 22110	Mon 12/22/08 03:28 PM
HELLO, i'd like to play a game,

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 12/22/08 03:29 PM
HELLO, i'd like to play a game,

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Mon 12/22/08 03:30 PM
The human mind is a wonderful thing!!!! dig 3 graves in the yard........fill the 1st two in. leave the 3rd open...... you'll never hafta worry about him having her on time!!!!

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 12/22/08 03:31 PM
Ever since I met your daughter, I've had trouble passing water.

misstina2 Joined Sat 11/01/08 Posts: 13508	Mon 12/22/08 03:33 PM
hes got herpies

Therapygrl28 Joined Fri 02/01/08 Posts: 712	Mon 12/22/08 03:35 PM
My daughter is only four so I am happy I wont have to worry about that for awhile. My dad and brother are very protective of her so I'm sure the kid wont say anything when he finds my dad standing in the door w/ a shoot gun LOL

chickayoshi Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 8621	Mon 12/22/08 03:35 PM
I'm in school to become a gynecologist. Would you like to be my first patient?

RareEntity Joined Mon 09/01/08 Posts: 23676	Mon 12/22/08 03:35 PM
hatfields and mccoys all over again

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 12/22/08 03:42 PM
hes got herpies

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 12/22/08 03:42 PM
I'm in school to become a gynecologist. Would you like to be my first patient?

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 12/22/08 03:45 PM
My daughter is only four so I am happy I wont have to worry about that for awhile. My dad and brother are very protective of her so I'm sure the kid wont say anything when he finds my dad standing in the door w/ a shoot gun LOL my dad seriously did that with my first bf. he had the shotgun out when he met him at the door and had the .45 torn apart across the kitchen table and the second time the bf came over my dad was sharpening a machetti with a strap of leather.. have no idea how that guy managed to date me for 3 years! lol

Marley Joined Mon 10/02/06 Posts: 3922	Mon 12/22/08 03:52 PM
My daughter is only four so I am happy I wont have to worry about that for awhile. My dad and brother are very protective of her so I'm sure the kid wont say anything when he finds my dad standing in the door w/ a shoot gun LOL my dad seriously did that with my first bf. he had the shotgun out when he met him at the door and had the .45 torn apart across the kitchen table and the second time the bf came over my dad was sharpening a machetti with a strap of leather.. have no idea how that guy managed to date me for 3 years! lol Your former bf still alive?

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 12/22/08 03:56 PM
he joined the air force and now works for the Dept of Defence.. hes lucky i didnt kill him when i found him with the other woman.. but that was 8 years ago. and we are friends now.

challengingmind Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 563	Mon 12/22/08 04:36 PM
ask me for the manual that shows how to open my daughters chasity belt.lol

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 12/22/08 06:36 PM
My daughter is only four so I am happy I wont have to worry about that for awhile. My dad and brother are very protective of her so I'm sure the kid wont say anything when he finds my dad standing in the door w/ a shoot gun LOL my dad seriously did that with my first bf. he had the shotgun out when he met him at the door and had the .45 torn apart across the kitchen table and the second time the bf came over my dad was sharpening a machetti with a strap of leather.. have no idea how that guy managed to date me for 3 years! lol

freeonthree Joined Tue 06/19/07 Posts: 2407	Mon 12/22/08 09:19 PM
Hey ! wanna do a line !