I stretch my back, lick my paws, wipe my face and scratch off some fleas.
She doesn’t have to do a thing to make me weak in the knees.
Run her pretty tail under my chin and the fur on my whole body stands on end.
Got my whiskers soaked milky white and she said we’re having tuna casserole tonight.

This cat just can’t say no when Miss Kitty treats me this nice.
I follow her scent wherever she goes, into traffic against the lights.
She’s got me running in circles chasing after my tail just because it makes her laugh.
And you know I hate the water but if she wants I’ll even suffer through a bubble bath.

Sounds ridiculous, yes I know, but what’s an old alley cat like me to do?
I feel so frisky when I hear her purr; I’d pick a fight at the pound if she wanted me to.
Break into the local meat market after hours and steal her desired fish.
Stand on the fence meowing at the moon and upon shooting stars for her I’d wish.

Perfect timing, coats always clean, she likes it when I make my Mouse ala Florentine.
This feline is so fine the other lady cats are so jealous.
She likes spending her time watching all the boy cats acting over zealous.
Like I said for me she doesn’t have to do 1 thing.
This one is the cats meow and deserving of a ring.

~Thanks MirrorMirror and Merry Xmas~

Cute, sounds like you've been collared with one of those lil dangly bells!

very cute and cuddly and funny...not at all what I was used to seeing...it made me smile and that's good

Can't ya just see a fat old cartoon cat singing this in a bebop style in some big city, talking about his sweetheart

I'm really glad you liked it sugar And I also like the fact that I surprised you a little (If I understand you correctly) with this 1.