Does anyone have a stupid co-worker that they would like to slap, but can't because you are at work?

Who doesn't have A COUPLE, Ha ha.

Thats why you take it outside of work.

Yeah, there's a few.

yes most of them

SLAP No I want to beat the out of them. But I don't want to lose my job over it.

Yes, I do. I wonder how some of them actually keep their jobs, seeing as they have no idea how to do them correctly.

Exactly...

lol... of course...i just make her cry alot...she's nasty and catty and a troublemaker...and i get so much pleasure out of making her cry, which is probably petty as well...but i really don't even do any thing except look at her and smile

oohh those? i ate them, i ate them up. yum!
no bother.....anymore. 30 years ago. i'm an antra-manure now.

I understand now why I get in trouble all the time at work.... No one ever told me that I couldn't slap them

In the past that never use to stop me

i have 2 of those but i am their boss and i'd love to fire both but havent had a reason yet both are big mouth likes to cause trouble with the other workers grrrrr

Well slapping isn't my style.
I'd like to tell her how stupid she is, how her gossiping hurts others & her constant talking about men at work whom she imagines are looking at her coulds lead to trouble. I'd love to compare our IQs & life experiences so she'd realize that it's rediculous for her to be talking down to me & being so bossy, but this is just a J.O.B. for me & it's not worth the trouble. I am there for a paycheck & she will still be making a fool of herself long after I have moved on to better things. Maybe I will be remembered as someone with the grace to tolerate her instead of the one who told her off & made myself look as bad.

Yes, but not only am I at work, but I'm also in a Church.

There are many stupid ones. Also there are the ones who are lazy.....a completely different categorie but I want to slap them too. I think that us perfect workers should form a club!!!

I wouldn't reccomend using physical violence at your place of employment to discipline surly coworkers. But it's always worked for me

I've worked with some un-educated and ignorant people but none I ever wanted to slap. Maybe beat the living s**t out of, but slapping never came to mind.

Fortunately, I work alone and the idiots are usually the people that I'm working for...so beating them never comes to mind.

I just charge them. 50% extra for idiocy, 100% for being an as***le. Lifes good.

Oh yes, we have plenty of people that I'd love to take out back and "straighten up" but I'd probably end up in jail. Luckily, I out rank most of them so when they piss me off I have them cleaning the bathrooms.