Coulda fooled me. But I'm not worked up about it either. It's just really hard to stop ranting once it begins. I'm sure you know the feeling.

I can argue a valid point with out getting worked up about it but I won't back down either, thats for damn sure.

I will let my beer do the talking on this one:



"This is one lacerative mother of a beer. It is unequivocally certain that your feeble palate is grossly inadequate and thus undeserving of this liquid glory ...and those around you would have little desire to listen to your resultant whimpering.

Instead, you slack-jawed gaping gobemouche, slink away to that pedestrian product which lures agog the great unwashed with the shiny happy imagery of its silly broadcast propaganda.

You know, the one that offers no challenge, yet works very very hard to imbue the foolhardy with attempts to convey the perception it is in some way 'authentic' or 'original'.
Its the one that makes you feel safe and delactates you into basking in the warm, fuzzy, and befuddling glow of your own nascence.

Why so many allow themselves to be led by the nose lacks plausible explanation. Perhaps you have been so lulled by the siren song of ignorance, that you don't even notice your white knuckle grip on it. You feel bold and unique, but alas are nothing but sheep, willingly herded to and fro.

If you think you are being piqued in this text, it is nothing when compared to the insults we are all asked to swallow streaming forth from our televisions. Truth be told, you are being coddled into believing you are special or unique by ethically challenged 'pay-no-attention-to-the-man-behind-the-curtain' marketing exec-types.

Double Bastard Ale calls out the garrulous caitiffs who perpetrate the aforementioned atrocities, and those that buy into them, and demands retribution for their outrageously conniving, intentionally misleading, blatantly masturbatory and fallacious ad campaigns."

Yep, that about says it all right there. And its not really exaggerating either. Up until the end of the 90's Budweiser forced their distributors to sign exclusive contracts so that no Micro-breweries could get their products distributed. Basically a big fat middle finger to anyone that didnt want their piss-water.

I really dont care what you drink, but dont ever try and tell me that crap-in-a-can is actual beer. People drink it because they dont know any better and this ignorance has been fostered by years of relentless ad-campaigns and market abuse.

edit:Cheers.

Fish Tail IPA
or
Total Domination

smoothhhhhhhhhhh as silk...

I STILL think Balboa Ice (a specialty beer made in... well... Panama) trumps them all. Goes down smooth... gets you drunk quickly. Who could ask for more?

rolling rock

Corona

Yingling porter stout.

patron with a bud light chaser

Duffs of course

Duffman cant breath.

i had budweiser american ale last night. it wsa pretty damn good.

cold and mexican

the free kind

Thats how I like my women.

Negro Modelo is good!

Mirco brew from Trinity Farmhouse. Here in Colorado Springs