Topic: What is the deal with Fruitcake?
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Fri 12/19/08 11:07 AM
Edited by smiless on Fri 12/19/08 11:08 AM
Do you get a fruitcake every year for Christmas? I mean no one in our family eats it. We store it away and then send it to a different family as a gift the next year.laugh

Sometimes I think there are only 200 Fruit Cakes revolving around the nation and we keep getting one of them every year.

I mean seriously, does anyone enjoy fruitcake?

Is that real fruit by the way? Why is it so gooey and sticks to your teeth like gum?

Anyway if anyone wants a fruitcake give me your address and I will send it to you.laugh ((Just joking)) - Don't give out your address!

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Fri 12/19/08 11:12 AM
REGIFT IT.............

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Fri 12/19/08 11:20 AM
Fruitcake - Yuk!!

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Fri 12/19/08 11:23 AM
Edited by wiley on Fri 12/19/08 11:23 AM
They make pretty good:

Door stoppers.
Paper weights.
Footballs.
Wheel blocks.(If your parking brake doesn't work, use some fruitcake behind the tires...)
Blunt instruments.
Things to sit on to get added height.

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Fri 12/19/08 11:24 AM
I often practice my discus throw with a fruitcake!!bigsmile

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Fri 12/19/08 11:25 AM
If you have a serviceable cannon, I hear they also excel at doubling as cannonballs.

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Fri 12/19/08 11:26 AM
IT THROWS BETTER THEN SHOES..........

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Fri 12/19/08 11:27 AM
I make a really good fruit cake. Its actually more like a lemon pound cake with marachino cherries.


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Fri 12/19/08 11:27 AM
Edited by wiley on Fri 12/19/08 11:28 AM

I make a really good fruit cake. Its actually more like a lemon pound cake with marachino cherries.




You silly Canadian. You don't call anything you'd actually eat a fruitcake. That's just wrong.

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Fri 12/19/08 11:29 AM
I don't think I have ever tried to eat fruit cake...

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Fri 12/19/08 11:32 AM

I make a really good fruit cake. Its actually more like a lemon pound cake with marachino cherries.


SOUNDS YUMMY......WANT TO GET MARRIED?????????????

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Fri 12/19/08 11:33 AM


I make a really good fruit cake. Its actually more like a lemon pound cake with marachino cherries.


SOUNDS YUMMY......WANT TO GET MARRIED?????????????
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 12/19/08 11:33 AM

Do you get a fruitcake every year for Christmas? I mean no one in our family eats it. We store it away and then send it to a different family as a gift the next year.laugh

Sometimes I think there are only 200 Fruit Cakes revolving around the nation and we keep getting one of them every year.

I mean seriously, does anyone enjoy fruitcake?

Is that real fruit by the way? Why is it so gooey and sticks to your teeth like gum?

Anyway if anyone wants a fruitcake give me your address and I will send it to you.laugh ((Just joking)) - Don't give out your address!
NO HES ON ANOTHER FORUM CALLED WEIRD DUDE............