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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 10
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Sun 12/21/08 12:39 AM

I'm biding my time by counting cars in the ditch. 150 so far.
...in only 150 kilometers.

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Sun 12/21/08 12:42 AM
dear diary........Biker's favourite song just came on!!!!bigsmile

<----cranks up THE COUNTING CROWS.....MR.JONES!!!laugh :banana: drinker

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Sun 12/21/08 12:43 AM


I'm biding my time by counting cars in the ditch. 150 so far.
...in only 150 kilometers.
Im sorry but youre an american.....and you are SUPPOSED to think in miles!!!

The answer is: 90~~!!!:wink:

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Sun 12/21/08 12:45 AM


I'm biding my time by counting cars in the ditch. 150 so far.
Are you serious???? At least you have the weight to help you right????huh
...yeah trucks stick to the road better with the weight factor and more tire surface to the ground. I'm 80,600 pounds. I have 6 axles down on surface. I've got 34,500 pounds pushing down on my drive axles. I've got 22 tires on the pavement. I don't have too much snow sticking to my truck right now making me heavier as I go down the road.

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Sun 12/21/08 12:50 AM
Merrrrrrrrrrrrrrry fukcing christmas!!!!explode



DAHLINK!!!bigsmile drinker

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Sun 12/21/08 12:52 AM
And I got a great radio in my truck so I can listen to weather all over. I'm listening to my local weather. My local weatherman is by far the worst. He couldn't forecast his head out of his ass with a flashlight and two crowbars. "The weather today is- cold. The weather tomorrow is- cold". Ok dumbass- whens the snow coming? HDK<---he don't know.

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Sun 12/21/08 12:53 AM
Dear diary.......we will remember this christmas for a long time........the xmas that.......it SNOWED 900000000000000 INCHES or that would be 57897329832 cms.......

and the pipes froze and we had to act like the Ingalls on little house on the prairie.........

and I cant get into my mailbox still because its frozen!!!

and I want to take a hammer to it......

and anddddddddddddd I had to take a shower at work........ewwwwwwnoway

and biker had to drive in the blizzards of the usa in his big red truck!!!surprised

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Sun 12/21/08 12:54 AM

And I got a great radio in my truck so I can listen to weather all over. I'm listening to my local weather. My local weatherman is by far the worst. He couldn't forecast his head out of his ass with a flashlight and two crowbars. "The weather today is- cold. The weather tomorrow is- cold". Ok dumbass- whens the snow coming? HDK<---he don't know.
hahahaaaaaaaaaa call him and say.....Today, white sh*t.......tomorrow, white sh*t lmaoooooooooo!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 12/21/08 12:54 AM
Chicago its snowing. 2 to 4 inches. But its -5 below and the wind is blowing 50 mph making blizzard conditions.

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Sun 12/21/08 12:57 AM


And I got a great radio in my truck so I can listen to weather all over. I'm listening to my local weather. My local weatherman is by far the worst. He couldn't forecast his head out of his ass with a flashlight and two crowbars. "The weather today is- cold. The weather tomorrow is- cold". Ok dumbass- whens the snow coming? HDK<---he don't know.
hahahaaaaaaaaaa call him and say.....Today, white sh*t.......tomorrow, white sh*t lmaoooooooooo!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
...he's disliked around western wisconsin because he sucks so bad. Many radio stations have went to national weather service weather forecast info because he's so bad.

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Sun 12/21/08 12:58 AM

Chicago its snowing. 2 to 4 inches. But its -5 below and the wind is blowing 50 mph making blizzard conditions.
Are you not used to this kind of weather though???? Arent you from cold cheesey land???huh

<-------having visions of FARGO~~~surprised

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Sun 12/21/08 12:58 AM

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Sun 12/21/08 12:59 AM
noway



And I got a great radio in my truck so I can listen to weather all over. I'm listening to my local weather. My local weatherman is by far the worst. He couldn't forecast his head out of his ass with a flashlight and two crowbars. "The weather today is- cold. The weather tomorrow is- cold". Ok dumbass- whens the snow coming? HDK<---he don't know.
hahahaaaaaaaaaa call him and say.....Today, white sh*t.......tomorrow, white sh*t lmaoooooooooo!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
...he's disliked around western wisconsin because he sucks so bad. Many radio stations have went to national weather service weather forecast info because he's so bad.
He is probably sleeping with the boss's daughter or he is the son of the network!!!noway laugh

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Sun 12/21/08 01:00 AM
Most of northern indiana is without power in these subarctic temperatures.

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Sun 12/21/08 01:03 AM
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa omg I just remembered!!!!

Years ago, when I first went online.....people would want to know my age and I would always say........69 and that I was knitting penis sweaters!!!!


Would you like one???laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 12/21/08 01:03 AM
Its so bad in new hampshire with angry people with their power out that electrical lineman repair workers are going out with police escort! F*cking losers are beating up the power repairman!- fox news.

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Sun 12/21/08 01:03 AM
I wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so terrible!!!! Worse than muriel!!!noway devil noway laugh

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Sun 12/21/08 01:06 AM
heyyyyyyyyyyyy do you want to be in the mingle xmas video???bigsmile

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Sun 12/21/08 01:07 AM
Remember how bad and naughty I was when I first came on here? I was the firestarter.

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Sun 12/21/08 01:07 AM

Its so bad in new hampshire with angry people with their power out that electrical lineman repair workers are going out with police escort! F*cking losers are beating up the power repairman!- fox news.
well you cant always believe fox news......I wonder how long they have been out???

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