Gautraux was sitting on the bayou bank, fishing. Boudreaux walks up with
a couple of boxes on his shoulder, and plops them down in the pirogue.
Gautreaux said, " Mais Boudreaux, whare you goin wit dem box?" Boudreaux
replied, " Dat's gator aid. Me, I'm gonna catch some gators." "You
cain't ketch no gators wit dat. You crazy. Boudreaux answered, Oh yaah,
you oughta come wid me." Gautreaux said, " No, I gonna stay an fish."A
couple of hours later, Boudreaux came paddling back with three gators in
the pirogue, and pulling three more. Gautreaux was surprised.

The next day, same place, same time, Gautreaux fishing
again....Boudreaux walks up with another box and throws in in the
pirogue. Gautreaux asked, "OOOKay, whut you doin' this time?" Boudreaux
says, "Got sum duck tape, gonna git me sum duck." "Dis time," says
Gautreaux, I know you gotta be full of poo-poo. You cain't do dat."
"Mais, sho I kin. Why you don cum go wit me." Gautreaux said, "No, I
gonna stay here and fish." Later, Boudreaux paddles up to the bayou
bank. Only his head is sticking out of the ducks in his boat. Gautreaux
says, "Man, dat is sum surprise to me."

The third day, same time. same place,up walks Boudreaux with a bundle of
sticks on his shoulder. Gautreaux said, "Now whut inna world you gonna
do wit dem stick?" Boudreaux replied, " Mais Chere, dem ain't no stick,
dey ***** willow poles." Gautreaux stood up, threw his fishing pole in
the bayou, and said, "Boudreaux, move you big butt ova. Today, Me, I'm
gonna go witchu."

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