Topic: A Virgin | |
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"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?"
"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be." "Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed." |
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Haha lawyers sure will screw you over!
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Muy bonita mami i wish you lived in New York city... I'd take you to
dinner and even sing mariachi too you.. |
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