Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law:
"After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat
its flesh."

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may
only see their reflection in a mirror. (Maybe it looks different
backwards?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only tropical
fish stores.

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."

"There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry"

Sounds like I might want to go live in Guam

if ya get that job daniel i reckon you mite need t have a good surply of
raincoats

Holy Cow that's crazy!!!!!!

a lot of them aren't true,
but very funny to think about.

Hey kellier, dont be too sure about that, There are millions of OLD
laws that have been forgotton but nt removed formt he books. And so
they are now unenforced (like jaywalking)

actually,
i've gotten a ticket for jaywalking.