Penis breath, a lover's dread
Is what you get when you give head
Unpleasant as it tends to be
Be grateful that he doesn't pee
It's times like this, you wonder why
You bothered reaching for his fly
But it's too late, can't be a tease
Accept the facts, get on your knees
You know you've got a job to do
So open wide and shove it through
Lick the tip then take it all
Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
Slide up and down, use your tongue
And feel the precum start to run
So when the ****'s he gonna cum
Just, when you can't take anymore
You hear your lover's mighty roar
And when he hits that real high note
You feel it oozing down your throat
Salty, fishy, sticky, stuff
Okay, already that's enough
Let's switch you say, before you gag
And what revenge, you're on the rag.

OMG too funny!!!!!

Snarlin' in the car
With the radio on
The doodads that she squeezed
The nodules that she noshed
'Til there was nothin' left to splat
And nothin' left to gag

Against her chin
They were slappin' against her chin
We were young and strong
And I had doodads against her chin



-- Nino Greasmanelli